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This column is not a pun by any stretch

Under the circumstances, we simply want your jokes, funny stories or a quick laugh

He who laughs last thinks slowest, or so we are told.

This column is not a pun by any stretch. It’s also not an attempt to duplicate The Onion, America’s finest news source. However, we read The Onion, whose current lead story states: Congress allocates $2 trillion to bail out struggling bailout industry.” (We believe every word)

Due to the current State of the Union, The Icon invites viewers to submit jokes, puns, funny stories and anything else that offers a five-second chuckle.

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Some health directives from county fire chiefs association

Call your primary physician first; then the county call center instead of 911

The Allen County Fire Chiefs Association released the following information to the public.

The members of the Allen County Fire Chiefs Association want to ensure the public that we are all working closely together to have plans in place to handle the EMS needs of our community during this Coronavirus outbreak.

We are meeting regularly to discuss resources, manpower, equipment, and supplies. We are in constant communication with the Allen County Public Health and the Allen County Office of Homeland Security and Emergency Management.

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Delbert Hall worked for AT&T for 36 years

Was a Pandora-Gilboa school bus driver

Delbert Dwaine Hall, 86, died Saturday, March 14, 2020, at his residence. A native of Beaverdam, Mr. Hall was born on July 14, 1933, to the late Ernest and Edna (Williams) Hall. On October 25, 1955, he married Jeanne (Amstutz) Hall who preceded in death in 2017.

A 1951 graduate of Beaverdam High School, Mr. Hall served in Germany from 1953 - 1955 as an MP in the U.S. Army during the Korean War. He worked for AT&T for 36 years and was a member of the Pandora EMS. After retiring from AT&T he drove a school bus for the Pandora-Gilboa School System.

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University education majors to serve as Bluffton Study Buddies

Will provide academic help and educational games/activities through the Zoom videoconferencing platform beginning March 18

The Bluffton University education department is offering free online educational enrichment in response to K-12 school closures in Ohio.

Bluffton Study Buddies, Bluffton University education majors including student teachers, will provide academic help and educational games/activities through the Zoom videoconferencing platform beginning Wednesday, March 18.

University classes will continue via online/remote learning through April 12

Will close all residence halls by 5 p.m., Wednesday

Bluffton University released the following letter to students, faculty and staff.

Based on the increasing recommendations by Governor DeWine and today’s recommendation by The President of the United States to reduce group gatherings to 10 people or less, Bluffton University is taking the following actions:

All classes will continue to be held via online/remote learning methods through April 12.

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What's for lunch? What's for breakfast?

Bluffton schools provides breakfast and lunches for students

Uncrustable, string cheese, strawberry cup, cucumbers with dip, chips, a cookie and milk – your choice white or chocolate.

That was Tuesday’s cafeteria grab and lunch for Bluffton school students.

Fifty pre-ordered school lunches were prepared for on Tuesday, the first day of the grab and go. 

“We prepared 100 lunches, just in case,” said Roseanne Garmatter of the school cafeteria.

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